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Name: Shurobhi
Country: United States
State: Massachusetts
Birthday: 5/28/1985
Gender: Female
Interests: the usual and so much more. Chillin with mah crew, clubbin, readin, SHOPPING!!, cuddling with my baby....eh...that's it
Expertise: Wouldn't you like to know?
Occupation: Research and development
Industry: Research
Message: message me
AIM:  perfumania628
MSN: fragrancegirl
Yahoo:  fragrancegirl16
Member Since:
4/15/2003
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| This is my personal promise to all my good friends....(Lizzie are you listening?  )
When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
When you are confused - I will use small words.
When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don 't want whatever you have.
When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end Why, you may ask? Because you are my friend.
And this poem is for all the South Asian girls out there...Desi chicks HOLLA!
Boston girls are pretty
New York girls are smart
But it takes a Desi girl
To win a boy's heart
Florida girls are tan
Vegas girls are hoes
But when you want the best looking girl
South Asia is where you gotta go!!!
Jersey girls are wild
Texas girls are fun
But Desi girls?
Come on, they're number 1
Girls will be girls
North, east, south or west
But Desi girls
Always rate the best
To any man who reads this
And truly wants to know
If you have a Desi girl
You should never let her go!!!
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| Ok so this is an update courtesy Asad the Dude.
So I joined a music forum, since I cannot socialize in the limited time I have free. So this new place is all about Bangla band music and everything else in the bangali society. Its an awesome time, I've made awesome friends.
Freakin this sucks...I have so much work that I cannot talk to my friends as much as I would like...I hardly see people...blahness. Good thing is that next semester won't be that much of a drag.
Ok...this is the last time I'll write randomness...I'll go back to be being more eloquent now.
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| Its been a while since I updated. I'm too lazy to do so I guess. Too freakin busy with everything else.
Joined a music forum. Goddamn I'm addicted. Anywho....I don't feel like writing a lot so just drop a couple lines or not, whatever.
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| Jessica Simpson And Nick Lachey Split Still Together
Contrary to an earlier report seen by our loyal reader(s) in this publication — which has consistently strived to present the most inaccurate, inept and incompetent news coverage known to man — Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey are still together and are not seeking a divorce. We asked our panel for their thoughts on the latest twist in the ongoing drama played out by one of Hollywood's most prominent couples.
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What memories. I can fondly recall when, like them, I was a young wishy-washy person in my twenties. That of course was followed by my indecisive thirties. Then came my vacillating forties, my flip-flopping fifties, my waffling sixties... |
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But what about my assertion before the United Nations that — along with Ben Affleck and Yahoo Serious — they both went to Niger to find yellowcake uranium? You mean that could be false too? |
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Thank God that's been cleared up. Now I can go back to my underground lair. See you in the spring. | | | |
| Storms Probably The Fault Of Gays – Jeb Bush
By Lolo Laroche
Jeb Bush, the president’s brother and governor of Texas yesterday claimed that God was clearly punishing the US for something.
Jeb, who frequently cites the will of God in his political discourse told Christians from Florida”s United Reform Evangelical Church that it is “Clear” that these “acts of God” have a message.
He went on to say that it wasn’t clear yet what the message is.
“It’s a funny thing…” He told the congregation. “You would kinda hope that the storms would hit the town of Sodom, or San Francisco as it’s now called, but the fact that God has chosen to wreak His Havoc over and over upon the towns of Florida, the wholesome state which, after all is responsible for the election of myself and the president, and then the Golf of Mexico, home to most of our Oil production makes you wonder.”
Now that He has chosen to batter Texas which just happens to be the president’s home town, and the where most of the USA’s oil refineries are makes you really wonder what His message is.”
“It probably is, as our brother say, a punishment for the evil behaviors of Gays,” Jeb told the faithful, but he admitted, “He sure does work in mysterious ways.”
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